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00239. Dear YOU, Well.. Fuck you :] Sincerely, Have a great day^^ 2/11/13
00238. Dear Everything, Time to die. Sincerely, 2012 11/28/12
00237. Dear rain, What's the friggin' holdup? Sincerely, Miklos 7/22/12
00236. Dear Life, Nothing should be a big deal, cuz we all die. Sincerely, Mortal being 12/27/11
00235. Dear hunger, Challenge accepted! Sincerely, Bagel BELT 10/03/11
00234. Dear Nikki, You're all right.... even still. Sincerely, Miki 7/31/11
00232. Dear week up north, Please never come to an end. Sincerely, Miki 7/25/11
00231. Dear Mixi, Casey won't bite, stop swatting at her aimlessly. Sincerely, Miki 7/22/11
00230. Dear Casey, When did you become such a good dog? Sincerely, Your roommates 7/22/11
00229. Dear Quebec, Shield yourself from any rain next week please. Sincerely, The island goers 7/21/11
00228. Dear my car, Take it easy on the gas, will ya there bud?! Sincerely, Dan 7/21/11
00227. Dear Deer, Don't jump in front of my car. Sincerely, Deer Friend 7/21/11
00226. Dear Curtis, Good to see you again. Sincerely, Sncrly 7/20/11
00225. Dear http://sncrly.com/?112, Why do I get the impression that's not an autobiographical statement? Sincerely, Me 7/20/11
00224. Dear Neighbours, Please continue adding drapes to your windows. Sincerely, Nikki 7/20/11
00223. Dear Amazed Guy, This means the sun's light was dispersed by water droplets in the earth's atmosphere. Sincerely, Double Rainbow 7/20/11
00222. Dear Justine, You suck! Sincerely, Mike 7/20/11
00217. Dear car insurance, You better not leave a bad taste in my mouth. Sincerely, The guy who got t-boned 8/19/10
00216. Dear Mother Nature, I hate you for giving me a headache. Sincerely, Lauren 7/19/10
00215. Dear Coffee, Forgive me, I will never have soda again. I love you. Sincerely, PhD Student 5/21/10
00214. Dear Nick, Someday, we will bump into each other. Like, literally bump into each other. Yes, it will hurt, but neither of us will mind. Sincerely, Your future friend. 3/24/10
00212. Dear Whole Grain Kraft Dinner, Please don't call yourself "original" flavour - you're not original KD, nothing can beat original KD. You in fact, suck. Sincerely, Disgrunted Girl 12/31/09
00211. Dear Miki, Three cats = one stick of dynamite. Sincerely, Nikki 12/27/09
00210. Dear dolphins, You're more than welcome. Sincerely, Planet Earth 12/15/09
00209. Dear Sleep, Please stop teasing me. Sincerely, University Student 12/08/09
00208. Dear Coffee, Thanks for clearing out the ol' insides this morning. Sincerely, My butt 10/13/09
00207. Dear Nicole, Thanks for ignoring me. Sincerely, Paul 10/11/09
00206. Dear Derek, Glacier may move slow but it owned the world. Sincerely, Science 10/11/09
00205. Dear Gene, Don't install linux, its not compatible with anything you use, trust me. Sincerely, Windows 10/11/09
00204. Dear Miki and Nikki,, Will there be a Wiki? Sincerely, Your future biographer 10/10/09
00202. Dear Brain, Please do not inhale when I'm trying to drink. It hurts! Sincerely, Nose and throat! 9/06/09
00201. Dear little thief, Next time just ask for a container for the tomatoes you're trying to steal instead of ripping the hub caps off the truck... Sincerely, The Confused Family 8/26/09
00200. Dear Fat Bachelor, You charm the Spanx right off of me. Sincerely, Fat Girl w/ the CrazyEyes 8/05/09
00199. Dear August, You feel like June to me. Sincerely, Weird Summer 8/05/09
00198. Dear Laura, Stop being annoying. Sincerely, World 8/01/09
00197. Dear Nicole, Why is your name not spelt Knee-Cole. Sincerely, Webster 8/01/09
00196. Dear Kia of St. Catharines, Please to be calling me soon... Sincerely, Miki 7/29/09
00195. Dear Alex, Please remember to feed, water, and scoop the kitties. Sincerely, The Kitties 7/24/09
00194. Dear afternoon, Please stop crawling. Sincerely, miki 6/24/09
00193. Dear jQuery, I love you, even today. Sincerely, Miki 6/15/09
00192. Dear Welland Public Library, I didn't steal your Charlie Chaplin DVD Box Set. You guys just can't keep track of your junk. Sincerely, Carleen 6/13/09
00191. Dear Throat, How about swallowing that hot chocolate correctly next time? Sincerely, Lung 6/12/09
00190. Dear Lazy Cracka, I'd write up some directive signs but chances are you cannot read. Sincerely, Kevin Fed-Up-erline 6/12/09
00189. Dear Jace, I am still working on making you exist. Sincerely, Ali 5/19/09
00188. Dear Miki, Please remember to wash your hands after you pee. Sincerely, People shaking your hands 5/06/09
00187. Dear Gilbreath, What is vagrancy? Sincerely, Kaptcha 5/01/09
00186. Dear 5:30am, Did I really get up at you today? Sincerely, Nikki 5/01/09
00185. Dear this week, Please be next week. Sincerely, Tired student 4/20/09
00184. Dear Disability Admin project, You win this round. Sincerely, Nikki 4/20/09
00181. Dear Brian, Try to learn the HTML language before you ask stupid questions! Sincerely, Peter 4/15/09
00180. Dear Bowl, My spoon is too big. Sincerely, Rejected 4/09/09
00179. Dear Idiot(s), Thank you for confirming how right I was yet again. Sincerely, Nikki 4/03/09
00178. Dear brain, I know you quit on me 3 hours ago but I'm going to keep trying. Sincerely, Miki 4/03/09
00177. Dear Arsegrapes, Whilst I find your frequent visits understandable, I do find the need for my own space from time to time. Sincerely, Sphincter 3/31/09
00176. Dear Mummbleberries, I've lost that loving feeling. Sincerely, Old Lady McDonut 3/31/09
00175. Dear futon mattress, Please don't put up a fight at 12:30am, I'm just trying to put a freshly washed sheet on you. Sincerely, Miki 3/30/09
00174. Dear Inquiring Minds, I would also like to know. Sincerely, Nikki 3/29/09
00173. Dear Aquarium, I r drinkin ur waters. Sincerely, Fish 3/29/09
00172. Dear cat, Get out of that hat, and make me some money. Sincerely, dr. seuss 3/29/09
00171. Dear Presentation, Oh, present yourself. Sincerely, Rather Sleep 3/29/09
00170. Dear bbbbbbbb bbbbbbutton, Please unstick soon, so I can get on with my typing. Sincerely, Robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 3/29/09
00169. Dear Nikki, I think you're obsessed with sncrly. Sincerely, Rob 3/29/09
00168. Dear Heart, You're not on my right-hand side, so what are those stabbing pains over yonder? Sincerely, Chest 3/29/09
00167. Dear internet, Please take some laxatives to get that piece of crap Twitter out of your system. Sincerely, Facebook 3/29/09
00166. Dear Internet connection, If you weren't flaky, I would stay happy... but nobody wants that, so thanks! Sincerely, Miki 3/26/09
00165. Dear Email, You getting me out of business. Sincerely, Snail mail 3/26/09
00164. Dear Fireworks, Remember i am your dad. Sincerely, Photoshop 3/26/09
00163. Dear Ass, You stink...#$%#$ Sincerely, toilet paper 3/26/09
00162. Dear 9:57, Really? I have 20 minutes left before I have to catch the bus? Sincerely, Nikki 3/26/09
00161. Dear Head, I washed you yesterday so stop with the itchy! Sincerely, Maybe I Have Lice 3/26/09
00160. Dear Invaders, You must die! Sincerely, The Prodigy 3/26/09
00159. Dear Prodigy concert, Thanks. My ears won't stop ringing. Sincerely, Miki 3/26/09
00158. Dear Pearl, Your camera ate my dog. :( Sincerely, Nikki 3/23/09
00157. Dear Shower, Why can't you take ME instead when I'm too lazy? Sincerely, Dirty 3/23/09
00156. Dear arm hair, I admire you for embracing my watch strap from inside and outside. However, I wish you were much shorter. Sincerely, Miki 3/11/09
00155. Dear Algebraic Equation, How do you feel about having all those numbers and letters in you? Sincerely, Attn Defecit Disordered 3/05/09
00154. Dear $100 bill, Pls to be having no blood on you tonight when someone hands you to me. Sincerely, Customer Service Kid 3/05/09
00153. Dear Jack White, Thank you for the fibre-optic Jesus that you gave me. Sincerely, The Flaming Lips Guy 3/05/09
00152. Dear Postage Stamp-Design Ppl, Does anybody ever think about you? Sincerely, Oscar 3/05/09
00151. Dear Death Metal, Why are there Eagles of you? Sincerely, L.A. 3/05/09
00150. Dear Brute, Et tu. Sincerely, Caesar 3/05/09
00149. Dear Pearl, It's almost your birthday! I am so excited. Sincerely, Nikki 3/05/09
00148. Dear Envelope, *Lick!* Sincerely, Tongue 3/05/09
00147. Dear Old Man Joe, Please stop asking me if I've signed up for that agency. I don't know my measurements! Sincerely, Nikki 3/05/09
00146. Dear Card Aisle, Why do you also sell family planning materials? Poor grandmas. Sincerely, Customer 3/05/09
00145. Dear Grape, You go "pop-splash" in me. Sincerely, Mouth 3/05/09
00144. Dear Empty Stomach, Shhhh. Sincerely, Nikki 3/05/09
00143. Dear Lips, Thank you for shielding my teeth from the dirt and cold. Sincerely, Face 3/05/09
00142. Dear Cake, We also want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong, looooong, jacket. Sincerely, Several Boys 3/05/09
00141. Dear Niagara College, Thank you for stealing my money. Sincerely, All Your Students 3/05/09
00140. Dear Lunch, I'm going to eat the shit out of you. Sincerely, Been awake far too long 3/05/09
00139. Dear Rico, If I give you treats, will you shut up? Treats for shut-ups? Sincerely, Nikki 3/04/09
00138. Dear Empty Bottles On My Desk, Some of you have been there for months. But tomorrow you will all be cleaned up. Sincerely, Miki 2/22/09
00137. Dear Miki, I am in the seat next to you, waiting for you to recognize me. Sincerely, Magic 2/22/09
00136. Dear Tummy, You are so full and plump. Sincerely, The Sub Inside You 2/22/09
00135. Dear flat out 'No', I hate you especially at 2am. Sincerely, miki 2/17/09
00134. Dear Melbourne, 47! You did it! Sincerely, Hot stuff 2/07/09
00133. Dear diary, Where are you? Sincerely, Lost 2/05/09
00132. Dear Luke, I am your father. Sincerely, Darth Vader 2/05/09
00131. Dear Therapy, Do not feel lonely, I will need you eventually. Sincerely, Nikki 2/04/09
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